Un-FREAKING-believable!

Turned my back for 2 minutes and Matthew DESTROYED the living room. I'm not just talking made a mess. I am talking found a permanent marker who the hell knows where and drew a big blue X on the carpet (light beige, ugh), wrote his name on the TV and circled it, drew another circle and colored it in on the TV, and drew little circles on the coffee table. I am so going to kill that kid. He is currently in his room, cleaning, very apologetic, and I don't see him coming out until he's oh about 30 freaking years old.

In other weird news: The pediatrician next door to our apartment complex just called us with a "matter" to discuss. We have had problems with a previous tenent and the pediatrician: the previous tenent kept using his parking lot to allow her boyfriend to park their as we wouldn't allow him in the parking garage over night. Eventually said previous tenent caused a serious car accident with a pregnant lady coming out of the pediatricians office. Those tenents were asked to leave. Moving on to current tenents. Apparently over the last few months, girl tenent has been going over to and calling the pediatrician complaining that the security light outside his door is keeping her awake at night. Girl tenent wants light turned off at night. Duh...hello....security light off at night? What freaking good would that do? Anyway, pediatrician decided to ignore issue as is his right. Apparently last night, someone went onto the pediatricians property (trespassing) and removed the lightbulb from said light (vandalism). Now, hello? I don't know about you internets out there, but to me, wouldn't the obvious answer be to just put up some g.d. room darkening curtains? So, said tenents aren't home right now, but they will be having the wrath of husband coming down on them when they return home. This is unacceptable. Before they moved in we told them that any issues with the pediatrician would NOT be tolerated. Besides that, WHO does that kind of thing? The street light outside our bedroom window shines in OUR bedroom....should I climb up there and remove it??? Jeez, put up some curtains....she is a minimalist and probably hates curtains...so much better to resort to trespassing and vandalism. Tenents are lucky pediatrician neighbor is a nice guy and DIDN'T call the cops....all over a lightbulb...it's not like it is a spotlight either. Just a normal outdoor light. Good golly.