Ten Thoughts To Ponder for 2006

10. Life is sexually transmitted.

9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1. And the number one thought for 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad
cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we
haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security.


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