Sunday Six~Easter!
1. Why do we color Easter Eggs?
~~Because for Easter, because we need 'em for Easter so we can get an Easter egg on Easter. (What???)
2. Where does the Easter bunny live when it's not Easter?
~~He lives in a little hole with moles and his Grandpa mole.
3. What is Passover?
~~Uh, uh, it means it passes over something, like you pass over a rock, which is hard as rock which is hard as stone. (If you haven't said it already...let me: Sounds like this kid is smokin' crack this week!)
4. Why is Passover special?
~~Because it's special because if you pass something, like if it's a rock you pass it.
5. What is your favorite Easter (or Passover) food?
~~I don't know, chicken and fries and sprite, it should be America's best food.
6. What comes after Easter (or Passover)?
~~It is, maybe it is Christmas, what really comes next Mom? (Me: Memorial Day?) What the heck is that? Is that Memorial Day's birthday? How old is she? Or maybe it is the firecracker's birthday...how old is he?
Kid. Smokin'. Crack. I tell ya.